local barista Gerald Downing is describing as a “living nightmare from hell,” all thirteen of the women he has ever dated are now dating each other — simultaneously.“We really bonded over what a sack of crap Gerald is,” said Tina North on a date with all twelve of her partners at the L/A Starbucks, where Downing works.
Downing lost his virginity to North in an experience she described as, “Oh my God, ahahahaha, ughhh, just uggggggggggggh.” “Gerald just couldn’t satisfy me — emotionally, sexually, or in any other way,” said North.
“It turned out that the only people who could are the other twelve women he’s dated in his lifetime.” “This is our favourite spot,” said Mary Lo, as Downing tried to avert his eyes behind the counter.
“The service can be sullen and resentful, but we all have so many memories here.
Memories of Gerald disappointing us in various ways and now, memories of falling in love with each other while Gerald has to bring us shit.
He has contributed articles to LADbible’s ‘Knowing Me, Knowing EU’ series on the EU referendum, the ' Electoral Dysfunction' series on the 2017 general election, the ‘U OK M8?
’ series tackling mental health amongst young men, and for its ‘Climate Change’ initiative in partnership with National Geographic."It's almost like fate." In a weird sort of way, I suppose this must be what people mean by 'they all lived happily ever after'.Featured Image Credit: Facebook James Dawson is a Journalist at LADbible.If this is something I could have expected from my best friend, you were never a best friend. Breaking you two both out of my life has given me such happiness.As harsh as that sounds, neither of you were good for me."I love to love, and I want to be loved too." The two are now in a relationship and Alan Stanley isn't having the worst time either.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating